Tuesday, July 10, 2007

修理水箱的女子


A:「喂。」

G:「喂,做咩咁嘅聲氣嘅?」

A:「係呀,整緊廁所呀,唔得閒同你傾住,一陣打番畀你吖。」

G:「OK喇,你慢慢,傾閒偈啫。」

。。。。。。

G:「喂,搞掂嗱?」

A:「搞掂左嘞,竟然畀我整番好喎!」

G:「究竟咩壞唧?」

A:「廁所水箱囉,冇左水兩日。我初初以為係大廈冇鹹水,點知管理員話冇問題。想搵人整,但係呢兩日又鬼咁忙,日頭邊得閒返黎啫。」

G:「咁你咪有個 friend 住喺附近做裝修水電嘅,你以前都係搵佢格。」

A:「就係成日搵人唔好意思架嘛,唔係真係好熟架咋,佢又唔肯收錢。我都諗住今晚再睇吓點,唔得都要 call 佢黎架嘞。哈,點知畀我整整吓又得左喎,幾開心呀。」

G:「你得架喇你,咁不如你禮拜過黎幫我睇睇個洗衣機啦,好似有啲唔妥喎。呀,駛唔駛考番個水電牌咁呀!」

A:「哼,我有諗過架。你唔駛窒我,其實牌就唔駛考,我真係想去學吓修理水電架,叫起手有問題都可以整到吓嘛。」

G:「畀你激死呀,咁你而家都整到吓啦,你真係好得閒咩!」

A:「廁所水箱呢啲都可以叫做簡單啲嘅 mechanical 嘢,拆左都可能砌得到,但係其他啲電器……」

G:「喂喂喂,你認真架!好心你啦,你要整啲咁嘅嘢咪叫換燈膽果個做囉。點解要自己咁辛苦唧?」

A:「唏,我講過幾多次呀,都話佢淨係換燈膽個咯。」

G:「阿姐呀,咁間中整埋廁所都得啩?」

A:「梗係唔得啦,都話左唔得咯。而且佢都唔識,分分鐘我仲掂過佢。」

G:「咁你打算一路都淨係畀佢換燈膽咋?」

A:「唔係呀。我有一日呢,落到樓下見到8C 個陳太叫阿曾上去同佢整電掣喎,我諗第日我都可以叫佢上黎幫吓手架。仲有呀,我有一次喺度諗,如果我有錢呢,就揾人幫我設計啲燈呢,可以遙控升降嘅,咁換燈膽咪唔晒驚囉。」

G:「嘿,唉,我都唔知點講嘞。喂,但係你連廁所都自己整埋,咁你仲駛……」

A:「我知你想講咩嘞,我冇問題喎。」

G:「其實如果你想呀,大把人……」

A:「唔駛講,我知。你都講左出黎啦,如果我想吖嘛,咪就係囉。」

G:「蝦,你唔好餐餐都窒住晒啦,硬係唔畀我講落去。唔講唔代表個問題唔喺度架。」

A:「我知道你緊張我,我真係OK 喎。」

G:「你打算係咁奔馳落去呀?你都要知掟返屋企至得架。」

A:「哈哈,我阿媽派你黎架?」

G:「仲笑,認真啲啦!」

A:「我不嬲都好認真固喎,你知格。」

G:「就係咁至驚,你繼續咁天空海闊呀,驚你越飛越遠唔返黎呀。」

A:「就算係,都未必係壞事吖。」

G:「咁你……唉,咁我收聲囉。」

A:「唔好咁啦,我諗我都唔會唔識返嘅,你要對我有信心喎。」

G:「好嘞,肥佬叫你禮拜唱 K 呀,黎唔黎呀?」

A:「梗係黎啦!」

G:「咁兩點上黎喇。」

A:「OK,我買 cheese cake 吖。」

G:「帶埋士巴拿呀,拜拜。」

A:「Bye。」

46 comments:

Old Cake said...

Jealous! Wish I had a father like yours.

xiao zhu said...

Old Cake,

?? Sorry, I don't understand what you mean woh?!

said...

好好笑的图

不敗的魔術師 said...

如果盞燈既遙控升降壞左又點算?

xiao zhu said...

杉:

是呀,所以我選了這幅。^^

xiao zhu said...

魔術師:

遙控壞左就名正言順直接揾師傅黎修理,但係冇人會去請個電器師傅返黎換燈膽架嘛,鬼睬我咩!

BTW,你知唔知換燈膽嘅典故呀,如果唔知,可以睇番。
http://xiaozhu1979.blogspot.com/2007/05/blog-post_05.html

Old Cake said...

You have a good father. :) I am just a bit jealous. That is all!

xiao zhu said...

老餅:

我仲係唔明喎。我冇提過我爸爸呀,係唔係誤解左啲乜呢? :P

(都係我唔好,寫啲嘢唔清唔楚咁。)

Old Cake said...

G is your dad, isn't he? I thought he was the same guy in 的士奇遇(三)--- 驚魂夜(下)
haha My bad. Sorry!

xiao zhu said...

Old Cake,

Sorry! No, G is a girl friend of A. And you may also refer to the following post.

http://xiaozhu1979.blogspot.com/2007/04/blog-post_20.html

Well,in 的士奇遇(三)--- 驚魂夜(下), G is my girl friend too.

Sooo, A = me ???? :P

Old Cake said...

haha My bad!! My bad!!

南區肥龍 said...

「可以遙控升降嘅,咁換燈膽咪唔晒驚囉」

好型啫! 係咪有架?

xiao zhu said...

Old Cake,

No, my bad! My bad!!

xiao zhu said...

肥龍:

吓? 冇架!(或者真係有我唔知啦。)我都話如果有錢,搵人幫我設計咯。我估唔難做架。哈哈!

易亦 said...

haha zhu, meow n i always have problem understand oc's replies. now u got a taste of him. welcome to the club!

;)

xiao zhu said...

易亦:

其實係我嘅問題,唔關老餅事,我寫啲嘢有時真係太隱晦,唔清唔楚、冇頭冇尾咁,係幾難睇架。

The Inner Space said...

較所有燈近地面
射番上天花板照明!
裝自動出水沖水水箱
就一了白了. 壞了一定要搵人修理!
再唔係搬去住酒店包無問題。

微豆 said...

" ... 【換燈泡的男人】【斷。線】【修理水箱的女子】 一個女方放低左,但男未放低o既ex ... AGYIK ... "

The relationships get foggier ... the plot thickens !! Now, G is definitely not her father.

Next: Agatha Christie reveals her true identity !! Or, will she? :)

新鮮人 said...

男人都喜歡保護弱質女子,
女子物都識做無着數,
就算識都要扮唔識,
咁樣先至可以激發男人嘅愛心嘛! :p

xiao zhu said...

Space:

咁咪要換晒啲燈? 諗諗先。

自動出水沖水壞左咪一樣要搵人整,我咪一樣要日頭特登返屋企等人黎整。情況都係一樣。咁有需要都係要做嘅,冇得避。

嘩,整吓水廂啫,唔駛搬去酒店住下嘛? 唔駛錢呀!

xiao zhu said...

Haricot,

Yeah, like a jigsaw puzzle. But i can't guarantee if it'll be completed one day. ^_^

xiao zhu said...

新鮮:

代阿G 同你講聲唔該,你幫佢講埋佢未講完嘅說話。

阿A 都唔係想逞強,喺適當嘅人面前,佢都會懶得就懶。

seikomatic said...

整水箱既一個,
整鄰膽既一個,
想傾偈既一個,
想分享既一個,
想結婚既一個,
想生仔既.............

Todd said...

阿懂得修理水箱的女子呀,我新屋水喉塞左呀,請問,你識唔識整呀? 

講笑...講笑... 

講真,水箱我都整過,真係唔係好難,我最叻,整過錄影機,問你怕未? =P

xiao zhu said...

大師:

咁多個,你有冇份呀?

xiao zhu said...

Todd:

新屋水喉塞左? 有冇搞錯呀,梗係啲裝修師傅冇手尾嘞,叫佢哋搞番掂喇,駛乜我出馬呀?

錄影機? 哈哈,我都試過....拆過黎睇,不過冇你咁叻,結果整唔到。錢都係要畀人賺嘅。之不過我有時都鍾意將啲嘢拆拆砌砌架,好奇吖嘛。

Todd said...

唔關我裝修師傅事呀,係之前屋外面條喉生左鏽,所以塞左,水力好弱,而家換左屋內D喉但係唔夠力,試唔到水,好煩呢!( × ﹏ × )

我以前屋企個錄影機食左帶,咪拆開整吓囉,仲拆到好散添,搞左一夜,好彩搞得掂,唔係我阿哥一定鬧到我上天呢! =P

我都鍾意將啲嘢拆拆砌砌架呀! =)

The Inner Space said...

係勒!
倒不如搬進酒店居住
省卻很多麻煩!

米都話唔搞咯 said...

禮拜日我又黎唱K!

xiao zhu said...

Todd:

嘩,你呢個問題真係幾麻煩喎!你個裝修師傅點講呀?

xiao zhu said...

Space:

係呀可,財散人安樂嘛。畀你激死呀!

xiao zhu said...

米搞:

咁帶埋米太黎喎。^^

The Inner Space said...

以前喜歡到文華酒店﹐
在遮打道個面餅店﹐
買紐約芝士蛋糕﹐
自從文華改建後﹐
都冇去個頭﹐
餅店還在嗎?

Gideon said...

我又想問呢,CMT 個故事係咪完左架喇?? oh no!

Todd said...

Space :

搬入酒店住係好,但係,以我而家負債累累黎睇,頂多住到一日,要趁佢未追房租偷走! =P

小豬:

我個單位有條水喉直接駁上水箱,可能要換埋呢條喉,好貴呢!嗚嗚...

xiao zhu said...

Space:

我都係好耐冇去過文華,真係唔知喎。不過我都係好鍾意食紐約芝士蛋糕架。^^

xiao zhu said...

鐵鎚:

原則上黎講,CMT 系列都可以話係完左嘞。咁樣完法唔係幾好咩? 你好掛住佢哋呀? ^_

xiao zhu said...

Todd:

嘩,咁仲有咩要換呀? 不過啲喉呀、電線呀呢啲係好緊要架,一次過要換嘅就換晒佢,寧願其他哋傢俬可以compromise。如果唔係,入左去住先有問題就好麻煩。^^

The Inner Space said...

見 巔巔兄的 文華商場 真係成年幾兩年冇買過文華酒店在遮打道個面餅店買紐約芝士蛋糕了﹐


餅店還在嗎?

懶之過!

wignwing said...

哈哈 ! 好得意呀 !

xiao zhu said...

Space:

問問巔巔喇,佢或者知道呢。問到唔該做講聲我聽。^_

xiao zhu said...

wingwing:

係呀,幾得意架,整水箱。哈哈!

lu said...

餅店搬上一樓...好似

xiao zhu,我又要食cake!! :P

xiao zhu said...

Lu:

哦,搬左上一樓呀,行開去睇吓先。

你都鍾意食cheese cake 架? 一齊吖。^_

said...

A for Angel or Anita lei :P

xiao zhu said...

悠:

你話呢? =P

其實只係一個代號啫,係咩唔係咁重要。~_~