Thursday, July 03, 2008

借題發揮

還?還條命咩!!

從無掠奪,何來歸還!

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去、去、去,死爭住要去?咁你識做咩吖?好呀,去喇去喇、去死喇!

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唔夠?一次唔夠?好吖,既然你哋咁有熱忱,咁就索性去左留低以後唔好走啦好冇?

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本來想即刻送妳一個三個字嘅稱號,因為覺得叫得好鬼順口、好啱 feel,但係突然諗起妳係讀番書個呵?咁唔知妳識唔識呢九個專業呢?盛載住好深厚嘅中國文化架,做到嘅話應該都係德高望重架:

尼姑、道姑、卦姑、牙婆、媒婆、師婆、虔婆、藥婆、穩婆。

吓!妳冇專業資格架!咁妳係咩呀?……呃呃騙騙咁呀,Err,等我查吓維基先喇。

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係囉,小豬把口咁鬼衰嘅!個心都唔慌咩啦。

咩呀咩呀,講啦!咪講出黎囉,怕咩唧。我今日已經飲左兩杯花旗參茶架喇。

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

『三姑六婆』 四個字噃!

若是三個字 ummmm.......

新鮮人 said...

死八婆,
賣菠蘿,
讀過番書好叻麼?
生霸死霸阿支又阿咗,
頭大無腦靠個波,
眉尖額窄口又多,
做嘢無舖實甩拖,
遲早舔嘢人人賀,
到時天修笑呵呵,
小豬勿燥齊唱歌! =p

xiao zhu said...

Space:

諗到未呢? 嘻嘻!

Gideon said...

咁好火既,發生咩事?

xiao zhu said...

新鮮:

喂,你又鬧緊邊個呀?

唔算好燥喇,嬲起上黎想食人添呀。最憎見到果啲人,成日唯恐天下不亂。

xiao zhu said...

鎚:

其實我係好好火架,不過唔輕易發啫。

學一舊雲話齋,呢個世界真係好多魔鬼喺度扮天使架。啲人冠冕堂皇呃飯食都唔止,仲喺度搞搞陣,慌死唔夠亂咁。睇見就眼火爆呀!

Anonymous said...

九姑婆

九姑娘

白雪仙

任劍輝

仙鳳鳴

雛鳳鳴

梅雪詩

龍劍笙

梁醒波

ah-yun said...

> 學一舊雲話齋,呢個世界真係好多魔鬼喺度扮天使架。啲人冠冕堂皇呃飯食都唔止,仲喺度搞搞陣,慌死唔夠亂咁。睇見就眼火爆呀!

愛死你!

你咁講﹐我會好開心架! 至少我唔係孤獨黐線囉。

D火忍得多會令人更黐線。

英倫肥龍 said...

邊個搞到俠女咁燥?

梁巔巔 said...

神棍妹

梁巔巔 said...

快 oD講粗口啦! 講咗出嚟會仲 high 啲舒服啲咖! 講粗口好開咖!

C.M. said...

嘩,呢排搞乜?天口慶?

小珠,話比我聽咩事丫...最多比你鬧多兩句又點話。

Hana said...

我係半個神婆,咁點算???:(

F.E.L.I.X. said...

咁嬲既 ?_?

梁巔巔 said...

喂, 大哥, 接得電話未?

妳唔好要我通緝妳呀!

Morca said...

(~ ̄▽ ̄~)

Anonymous said...

好好火wor
好少見你咁鬧人
不過好呀
等我地知道你既另一面都好
hehe
繼續爆啦!!!
不過最好講多d detail
等我地一齊同你數臭佢

梁巔巔 said...

天靈靈地靈靈急急如律令神前神後心佛前佛後身先請天王將後請七煞神黎山老姥降生~~~~ o胡~~~~~~ 小豬哥快撚 oD現身~~~~ o胡~~~~~

xiao zhu said...

Space:

唔好意思,通通都唔係。

xiao zhu said...

Yun:

愛死我? 唔好啦,我唔係咁值得你去愛架,千祈咪一時衝動呀。而且呢,我都未想死住呀!

但係,我真係好鬼多謝你呀。

又之不過咁喎,你就一定唔孤獨,但係黐線呢,就...事關我真係黐線固噃!

xiao zhu said...

肥龍:

就係因為有團火,先至做到女俠架。(不過點收場就冇人知嘞。)

xiao zhu said...

巔巔:

>>神棍妹

你知唔知呢,我爭啲想鬧你架,話我神棍妹!!哈哈,後來再諗真,其實你係想估果個三個字嘅外號吓話?

(又再諗諗吓,嘿,定係你有 double meaning 架呢。)

xiao zhu said...

C.M.:

我知你一直都對我好好,好到竟然肯無端端俾我鬧都制。

我啲臭脾氣,無論天氣點樣,都係一樣架嘞。

xiao zhu said...

Hana:

神婆? To be specific,咁即係卦姑定係師婆呀? 嗱,如果神婆都係啲咁上下意思,咁就恭喜你喇,起碼半個神婆,都叫做半個專業吖,受人尊敬受人尊敬架!笑番喇!

xiao zhu said...

felix:

嬲架,梗係嬲啦,見到個社會上面有咁多妖孽、魔鬼喺度橫行、呃飯食,點會唔嬲呀!

xiao zhu said...

巔巔:

嘿,小豬哥唔到你催架,冇禮貌。

xiao zhu said...

Morca:

^_*

xiao zhu said...

思..寧:

梗係喇,惡係唔可以亂發嘅,係又發唔係又發,就冇效架喇。嘻!

xiao zhu said...

巔巔:

做乜得你咁得閒架!原來你先係神棍。適當時候就會揾你架喇。

樂遊 said...

天氣熱,唔好燥,飲多杯,花旗參,順番佢

Anonymous said...

Space:唔好意思,通通都唔係。

好險啊!

xiao zhu said...

樂遊兄:

天氣礙我的情緒,其實不多。

xiao zhu said...

Space:

好險? 何解?

梁巔巔 said...

"又再諗諗吓,嘿,定係你有 double meaning 架呢。"

梗係唔會啦!

新鮮人 said...

咪鬧激親你嗰個八婆囉!

xiao zhu said...

巔巔:

真係? ^^

xiao zhu said...

新鮮:

哈,咁你點知我一定啱架?

梁巔巔 said...

堅 ga! 呃鳩妳咁! (配合 o埋我個樣唔佳!) ^~

Gavin said...

咩行業..

xiao zhu said...

Gavin:

你問邊個呀?

Anonymous said...

嘩 !

嘩 !

嘩 !

xiao zhu said...

樸老:

嘩咩唧?