Thursday, June 16, 2011

Overheard (4) —— 勁搞

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X:「上帝同魔鬼要打交咪打囉,做咩成日都要搞埋我嘅唧!」

E:「咁魔鬼係要搞你先至搞到上帝,咁先至搞得過癮架嘛。」

X:「話時話,魔鬼嘅能力真係大,搞到我成日都想做啲唔應該做嘅事。」

E:「咁上帝嘅能力大啲喎,你成日想做都冇做到,或者起碼你唔做嘅都比做嘅多吖。」

X:「弊在,我一係唔做,做親嘅,單單都杰撻撻固喎。你話死唔死吖。」

E:「Err…咁,咁都好符合你嘅性格吖,你向來都重質不重量架喇。」

X:「嗯……唔係,我發覺,原來我至勁。」

E:「吓?」

X:「佢地以為搞到我陀陀拎,其實係我搞到佢地成日氹氹轉就真。」

E:「……哼。」


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35 comments:

新鮮人 said...

人人心中有個魔!

魔術師 said...

續新鮮:
人人心中有個「魔術師」!

C.M. said...

人人心中有個魔術C「M」!

xiao zhu said...

新鮮:

諗落,做魔真係唔係咁盞,冇豪宅住,冇得"韌韌"腳。

xiao zhu said...

魔術師:

就算人人冇,我都有。

xiao zhu said...

C.M.:

我心中一直都有個C.M.,乜原來係幻覺黎架!點解你要話俾我聽呀!

C.M. said...

你係咪幻聽發作呀?食左葯未?

xiao zhu said...

C.M.:

我病入膏肓,冇得救架嘞。

the inner space said...

God: Let me ask you (Joan) something.

If someone prays for patience, do you think God gives them patience, or does he give them the opportunity to be patient?

If they pray for courage, does God give them courage, or does he give them opportunity to be courageous?

If someone prays for family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm, fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkQnQFeW53I&feature=related

xiao zhu said...

Space:

Thank you.

So, it is God who stirs up the world.

Or should I be positive, I should thank God for giving me the free will.

the inner space said...

Well I believe God heard your pray so YOU overhead quite often 。。。。。looking forward to read Overheard 5th,6th,7th 。。。。。Nth!

新鮮人 said...

魔由心生,
情難自控,
入魔不知,
自認君子,
比比皆是。

the inner space said...

Sorry! correction 。。。。

Well I believe God heard your pray so YOU have opportunity to overheard quite often 。。。。。looking forward to read Overheard 5th,6th,7th 。。。。。Nth!

The Inner Space said...

哎呀!愈改愈錯 。。。。!


Well I believe God heard your pray so YOU have opportunity to listen many overheard quite often 。。。。。looking forward to read Overheard 5th,6th,7th 。。。。。Nth!

C.M. said...

Well I believe God would have heard your prayer so YOU have the opportunity to listen to many overheard XXXXX XXXXX。。。。。。looking forward to reading Overheard 5th,6th,7th。。。。。Nth!

(阿Space你近排係咪作感冒呀,唔似你喎)

Anonymous said...

thanks CM !



Space

Anonymous said...

我try try 咋。。。

C.M.

新鮮人 said...

就算唔做都未必有喎,
做衰人易過做好人好多。

xiao zhu said...

Space,

That is to say, we deserve.

xiao zhu said...

新鮮:

俗語都有話喇,好人難做吖嘛。

the inner space said...

I prefer not too sweet dessert!


Space

魔術師 said...

魔術師歌劇系列之「單戀同人誌外傳之勁搞」經已公演.

seikomatic said...
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seikomatic said...

seikomatic: Buddha let me ask you something.
If someone prays to Buddha for patience, do you give them patience?
Buddha: Be patient!


seikomatic: If they pray to Buddha for courage, do you give them courage?
Buddha: Patience is more than courage that you actually need..things will go..bad thing as well.


seikomatic: If someone prays to Buddha for family to be closer, do you zaps them with warm, fuzzy feelings?
Buddha: Be patient, GOD will give you the opportunities to love each other!

xiao zhu said...

大師:

Oh, I see! Buddha is the spokesperson of GOD.

Thank you for your information.

seikomatic said...

.... not sure...but I don't have GOD's email nor do I have any facebook account...

poklou said...

"神創造咗天使,又創造埋病毒,天使長受病毒感染變成魔鬼.即係做電腦個人當然負責埋發明電腦病毒,等你中毒就走去搵佢幫,唔係邊有持續不斷的生意?!

好事就係神負責的,壞事就統一交俾魔鬼處理,好有系統."

有人咁諗, 你點睇呢?

xiao zhu said...

樸老:

從來都只係話"天意弄人",又何曾聽過"魔意弄人"? 我愛恨/恩怨分明架;梗係冤有頭,債有主喇!XD

C.M. said...

請問我有冇資格做冤頭,或者債主呢?

xiao zhu said...

C.M.:

俾你排第一又點話唧!

poklou said...

今晚記得望望個月光,真係好光))))呀!

xiao zhu said...

老老:

無論個月光有多光多圓多美,那是有生以來最難過的中秋。

poklou said...

月 月方成朋
跟月光光交朋友能有一些體會

我試過有段時間情緒非常低落,獨居於外,就靠每晚開著支大光燈照住 (審犯咁呢)先瞓到覺,一閉眼, 陽光和煦温暖....

又咁夜瞓!

poklou said...

月 月 方成朋

互照