Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Overheard (3) —— 資格

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Q:「喂,我唔想話俾啲同學聽我做僱傭公司,但係話做文員又唔好,你話點講好呢?」

K:「點解話做文員唔好呀?」

Q:「而家冇人咁講架喇,好老套架。」

K:「吓!?有乜咁老套唧?有時去外國要填入境卡,職業我都係寫 clerk 個喎,有幾老套呀,間間公司都有文員架啦。」

Q:「總之唔好啦。呀,我話做 Communication 得唔得呢呵?咁我成日都要聯絡啲僱主呀、工人呀,同埋菲律賓、印尼啲 agent 呀咁。」

K:「Communication 唔係指呢啲架。」

Q:「唔得架?咁仲有咩好呢?」

K:「Trading 囉,做貿易買賣實啱喇。我好多時都係話俾人聽我做 Trading 架,賣乜都得,咩好賣就賣咩。」

Q:「Trading 呀?…咁人地問我多數 trade 咩我點答呀?」

K:「車,咪販賣人口囉!咁簡單!好心你啦,又唔識嘢,又要學人講大話,你知唔知講大話都要有學識架!」


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16 comments:

新鮮人 said...

無信心囉,
好多人都係咁架!

Anonymous said...

小朱姐有對順風耳,成日度 overhead!
E+ 啲工職涵頭都 inflated 嗮喇,個個都是 officer 主任,manager 經理,哈哈哈哈 唔知嘅畀佢地嚇親。用 Clerk 文員 真喺好舊式,不過在法庭內 Court CLERK 就好高高級!


HUMBLY yours
Space

the inner space said...

哈哈哈!再讀多一遍,原來是事有QK,呢次真是事有蹺蹊囉喎!

C.M. said...

Vow。我張結婚證書上面個職位都係寫文員,同舊同學聚舊又係話文員,同阿爸阿媽交待家陣做乜亦係話文員... 年終慳唔少。

魔術師 said...

魔術師歌劇系列之「overheard我的資格」經已公演.

卡臣 said...

笑鳥~

xiao zhu said...

新鮮:

仲冇自知之明添。

xiao zhu said...

Space:

其實我好八卦架。

銜頭,我通常只會deflate架咋喎。

又真係幾 QK 架。

xiao zhu said...

C.M.:

慳? 點解呀?

xiao zhu said...

魔術師:

我睇吓幾時有心情、夠精神寫多幾隻字、搬多幾舊磚出黎。

C.M. said...

因為係人都知文員薪水唔高,咪唔洗俾咁多家用囉。

C.M. said...

(得啦,去瞓啦依家)

xiao zhu said...

卡臣:

:D

xiao zhu said...

C.M.:

扯。。。

算你走得快!

the inner space said...

”銜頭,我通常只會 deflate 架咋喎。“ 嘻嘻嘻!Hay Hei Hey!你呢個謎語個謎底是“事有QK”。

職位銜頭 JOB Title:通常我都是 deflate 自己 inflate 別人,我在護照上的一直都用 occupation:CLERK 從無無冧過改!

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